"He told me
he was afraid of
commitment
with thirteen
tattoos
on his body."

Michelle K., Commitment (via cavum)

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paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

(via dxmmithood)

You know you lonely as hell when people who are uglier than you, are in a relationship and you’re not.

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image

(Source: dutchster, via silverthewolf)

hiddentriforce:

bocksofsox:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

We used to pay 20$ each for these

I have 30+ of these things, each costing $19.99. This post makes me so angry.

(via whisperingsnail)

latteos:

latteos:

I just walked past someone really hot lord help me

It was a mirror. Self confidence is key kids

(Source: latteos, via xashellx)

du4ne:

i just know i’m gonna get back to school and people are gonna be saying “DRAG HA” and “YAS HUNTY” and i’m not looking forward to hearing those in real life at all

(via xashellx)

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

(Source: fucksebastianstan, via xashellx)